We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd say if your boyfriend called at night and asked, "What are you wearing?"
 

100

NOTHING/SKIN

52

COME FIND OUT, STUD

2

LINGERIE/BRA

18


FOOTIE PAJAMAS

17


SWEATS

11








We asked 100 single women...
Name something your last blind date had in common with Mickey Mouse.
 

100

HAD BIG EARS

46

HE WAS SHORT

7

HAD A HIGH VOICE

19


ATE CHEESE

15


HE WAS BLACK

13








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you'd have a lot more of if you didn't have a wife.
 

100

MONEY

44

LONELINESS

4

DATES/GIRLFRIENDS

38


FREE TIME

9


STDS

5








We asked 100 women...
Based on his personality, what kind of meat is your man?
 

99

BEEF/PRIME RIB

67

DUCK PATE

2

PIG/PORK CHOP

19


LAMB

8


VEGAN "MEAT"/TOFU

3








Tell me something you just know that a young child will say during a long car trip.
 

99

THERE YET/HOW LONG?

64

I'M TIRED!

2

PRAIRIE DOGGIN'/PEE

27


I'M BORED!

3


I'M HUNGRY!

3








Give me another way people say "dead body."
 

99

CORPSE

63

CADAVER

4

STIFF

20


DECEASED

8


VICTIM

4








Name something chickens do that you'd feel pretty silly doing.
 

99

CLUCK/CROW

63

SCRATCH THE DIRT

2

LAY EGG/SIT ON IT

16


PECK/GROUND/TO EAT

15


FLAP WINGS

3








Which of the seven dwarfs describes how you feel after a couple of drinks?
 

99

HAPPY

56

GRUMPY

3

DOPEY

25


SLEEPY

10


BASHFUL

5








Name something about women that proves God spent more time designing them.
 

99

HOT BODS/BOOBIES!

52

CARING/PATIENT

5

PRETTY FACES/HAIR

25


POP OUT BABIES

11


SMARTER

6








With the right lawyer, what can a woman get all of in a divorce instead of half?
 

99

HOUSE/REAL ESTATE

47

THE MAN'S SOUL

2

THE KIDS/CUSTODY

24


THE MONEY

22


THE CAR

4








Name something that could be made of gold in a billionaire's bathroom.
 

99

TOILET/SEAT

44

RAZOR

2

FAUCET/SINK

34


SHOWER/TUB

16


TOILET PAPER/HOLDER

3








Name someone at a funeral you'd be shocked to hear telling jokes.
 

99

THE CLERGY

41

COMIC/DON RICKLES

2

WIDOW/FAMILY

36


THE CORPSE

10


FUNERAL DIRECTOR

10








Name a reason a woman might date a man who says he never wants to get married.
 

99

BIG DADDY GOT BIG $

38

SEX/PH.D. IN PUNANI

5

HE'S FUN/FRIENDS

21


NEITHER DOES SHE

18


TO CHANGE HIS MIND

17








We asked 100 women...
What would it be hard to do if you accidentally put on super glue instead of lipstick?
 

99

EAT

32

TAKE IT OFF

2

TALK

32


KISS

25


BREATHE

8








Name something about Steve Harvey that makes his wife one lucky woman.
 

98

HE'S GOT BANK

58

KIND/TREATS WELL

2

HE'S FUNNY

31


PANTY-DROPPIN' HOT

4


HE LOVES HER

3








Name a chore a woman should do in the nude if she wants her man to pitch in.
 

98

CLEAN/VACUUM

53

COOK

5

WASH DISHES

20


MAKE THE BED

13


LAUNDRY

7








Name a reason you might suspect a Little Leaguer is more than twelve years old.
 

98

HAS FACIAL HAIR

45

DRIVES A CAR

2

SIZE/6 FT. 200 LBS.

33


A LITTLE TOO GOOD

13


HAS DEEP VOICE

5








We asked 100 single men...
Name something a woman has a collection of that might frighten you away.
 

98

DOLLS/TEDDY BEARS

41

KNIVES

6

PORN/HOMEMADE

23


CATS

17


MAKEUP

11








Name something that can be inflated or deflated.
 

98

TIRE/INNER TUBE

33

AIR MATTRESS

8

BALL/FOOTBALL

26


EGO/EMOTIONS

18


BALLOON

13








Name something you ride that is not motorized.
 

97

A BIKE

81

A SKATEBOARD

2

A HORSE

8


MY LOVER

4


A GOLF CART

2








Name something grandma might store under her boobs.
 

97

MONEY

72

.44 SPECIAL/GUN

2

TISSUE/HANKIE

18


CELL PHONE

3


SWEAT

2








If people were like dogs, what might we do when we greet each other?
 

97

SNIFF/BOOTY

62

HUMP

2

LICK/KISS

18


BARK

9


RUB/TOUCH NOSES

6








We asked 100 women...
Name an animal that has better grooming habits than some men you've met.
 

97

CAT

60

RACCOON

2

MONKEY/APE

25


DOG

8


PIG

2








We asked 100 single men...
Tell me an occupation of a woman you'd date but you wouldn't marry.
 

97

STRIPPER/DANCER

56

HOOKER/STREET HO

4

POLICE OFFICER

21


DOCTOR

9


BARTENDER

7








Name a uniform a woman wears at work that her man likes her to wear in the bedroom.
 

97

NURSE

43

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

2

MAID

36


POLICE

12


WAITRESS/IHOP

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something a man cries at that tells you he's sensitive.
 

97

CHICK FLICK/TV

43

WEDDING

5

FUNERAL

20


ANIMAL DYING

19


BIRTH OF CHILD

10








Name a number that men want to know but women don't want to tell.
 

97

AGE/BIRTHDATE

41

BRA/MELON SIZE

8

# OF EXES/HOOKUPS

21


POUNDAGE

16


PHONE NUMBER

11








Name something the bride wears at a nudist wedding.
 

97

A VEIL

32

FLOWERS/ON NIPPLES

2

NOTHING/A SMILE

22


JEWELRY/RING

22


GARTER/BELT

19








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd like your mate to do to your face.
 

96

KISS IT

53

CLEAN IT/FACE MASK

2

MASSAGE/STROKE IT

36


NOTHING

3


BITE IT

2








Name something a dog trainer uses that a woman might use to train her man.
 

96

FOOD/TREAT

48

VERBAL COMMANDS

6

WHISTLE

15


LEASH

14


SHOCK/CHOKE/COLLAR

13








We asked 100 men...
Name something you like to see women wearing that's itty-bitty.
 

96

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

43

SKIRT/DRESS

2

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

35


BOOTY SHORTS

14


EARRINGS

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name a cute animal your wife reminds you of when she shakes her tail.
 

96

BUNNY/RABBIT

25

KITTY/CAT

10

PUPPY/DOG

24


SQUIRREL

19


FOX

18








If you felt brave, name something about Batman you might make fun of.
 

95

COSTUME/BAT EARS

81

ROBIN, BOY WONDER

2

ANNOYING VOICE

5


CHEESY BATMOBILE

5


HIS DEAD PARENTS

2








When a wife is mad at her husband, name something she spends his money on.
 

95

CLOTHES/SHOES

70

A MAN/POOL BOY

2

JEWELRY

13


ICE CREAM/FOOD

7


PURSE

3








Name something a lonely woman might buy for herself on Valentine's Day.
 

95

CHOCOLATE/SWEETS

62

DATE/SPEED DATING

2

FLOWERS/ROSES

21


MASSIVE VIBRATOR

7


WINE/BOOZE

3








Name a kind of suit that's not appropriate for the office.
 

95

BIRTHDAY SUIT

59

LEISURE SUIT

2

SWIMSUIT

28


JOGGING/SWEAT SUIT

4


BODYSUIT/CATSUIT

2








We asked 100 men...
Name something you see that you have a hard time taking your eyes off of.
 

94

BABES/BOOBALICIOUS

74

A HOT BRO

2

TV/MOVIE

9


CAR/'57 CHEVY

7


NATURE/RAINBOW

2








We asked 100 women...
Tell me the worst place to discover a guy has a lot of hair.
 

94

HIS BACK

68

HIS POOPER

2

HIS EARS

14


HIS CHEST

8


HIS PITS

2








We asked 100 men...
You kiss a woman's cheek on the first date. Where do you kiss her on the third?
 

94

MOUTH/UVULA

60

BUTT/DOODY CANNON

3

ANY/EVERYWHERE

16


BOOBS/TIP OF THE NIP

9


NAPE/NECK

6








Name something you wouldn't want to be flat.
 

94

TIRE

57

THE EARTH

2

CHEST/BAZOOMBAS

21


MY BUBBLE BUTT

9


DRINK/BEER/SODA

5








Name something a clown's wife finds a hair on that makes her suspect he's seeing the bearded lady.
 

94

FACE/MAKEUP/NOSE

45

HIS CLOWN CAR

2

OUTFIT/ZIPPER

41


HIS WIG

3


HIS HORN

3








When you're at a party, name something you never let out of your sight.
 

94

MY PURSE/WALLET

37

THE FOOD

4

MY DRINK

24


MY MATE/A HOT STUD

22


MY PHONE

7








Name someone who uses a pole.
 

93

STRIPPER/DANCER

35

SKIER

5

FISHERMAN

22


POLE VAULTER

20


FIREFIGHTER

11








We asked 100 married women...
Using the barter system, what could we give you in exchange for your man?
 

93

MONEY

34

A ROBOT

3

A MAID

27


BETTER MAN/DENZEL

21


NOTHING

8








We asked 100 men...
Name something you like to see women wear that starts with the letter "T."
 

93

THONG

29

TIARA

4

T-SHIRT

28


TANK TOP

23


TIGHTS

9








Name something you pump.
 

92

GAS

61

A PUMP

4

IRON/MUSCLES

13


TIRES

10


BREAST MILK

4








What's the most embarrassing thing the doctor does during your physical exam?
 

92

ORBITS URANUS

44

IGNORES/TAKES CALL

2

PROBES YOUR PELVIS

40


WEIGHS/POKES FAT

4


SEES YOU NAKED

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "hubby."
 

92

TUBBY

36

NUBBY

6

CHUBBY

31


BUBBY

11


CUBBY

8








Name something that follows the word "shark."
 

92

SHARK TANK

33

SHARK WEEK

4

SHARK ATTACK

29


SHARK BAIT

22


SHARK TALE/TAIL

4








Name something men do at a bachelor party that women might also do at a bridal shower.
 

91

DRINK/SHOTGUN BEER

57

DANCE/THE YMCA

2

STRIPPER/ALL-NUDE

18


EAT

9


GIFTS/PARTY FAVORS

5








Name something Geppetto did not allow Pinocchio to play with because it was too dangerous.
 

91

FIRE/MATCHES

56

TERMITES

3

SAW/CHAIN SAW

13


KNIFE

13


HIMSELF/HIS NOSE

6








Name something no one wants to hear rich people complain about.
 

89

MONEY/COSTS

81

BEING LONELY/ALONE

2

THEIR CAR/BENTLEY

2


THEIR MANSION

2


THEIR YACHT

2








Name something a doctor might be wearing at an all-nudist hospital.
 

89

STETHOSCOPE

66

A GRIN

3

MASK

9


RUBBER GLOVES

8


GLASSES

3








We asked 100 women...
Name a question you're asked that you always answer with a lie.
 

89

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

42

DO I LOOK GOOD/FAT?

2

WHAT DO YOU WEIGH?

40


WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?

3


HOW ARE YOU?

2








Name something specific you just pop into your mouth.
 

88

CANDY/MINT/GUM

65

LOZENGE

3

PILL/VITAMIN

9


POPCORN

8


NUTS

3








Name a kind of place where people complain, "It's dead in here."
 

88

BAR/CLUB

65

RESTAURANT

4

MORTUARY/CEMETERY

7


MALL/STORE

6


PARTY

6








Name something you don't like to do when you're wearing your tightest pair of jeans.
 

88

BEND OVER

56

DANCE/RIVERDANCE

4

EXERCISE/SQUATS

16


SIT

6


PEE/POOP/IN THEM

6








If they made a sexy perfume for female dogs, what might it smell like?
 

88

MEAT/FISH

34

GRASS

4

DOG/ROVER'S RUMP

25


DOG FOOD/TREAT/BONE

14


PEE/POOP

11








Noah didn't do us any favor by allowing what creature onto the ark?
 

87

MOSQUITOS/BUGS

43

SKUNKS

4

SNAKES

30


ALLIGATORS/CROCS

6


PEOPLE

4








Name a place where people are allowed to let it all hang out.
 

87

NUDE BEACH/COLONY

34

SAUNA

2

HOME/BATHROOM

26


DANCE CLUB/BAR

22


SWIMMING POOL

3








If Superman flew naked, name something he might hit his super package on.
 

86

BUILDING/SKYSCRAPER

49

ANTENNA/CELL TOWER

6

POLE/LAMPPOST

15


BIRD/BITING GOOSE

8


TREE/PINE TREE

8








Name a food that will be hard to keep on the shelf if marijuana becomes legal for all.
 

86

CHIPS/DORITOS

43

CHEETOS

3

COOKIES

21


BROWNIES

11


CANDY/CHOCOLATE

8








Name something grandpa sees grandma wearing that would make him reach for his Viagra.
 

85

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

52

A TOWEL

3

BIRTHDAY SUIT

17


BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

8


HER TEETH

5








We asked 100 married people...
What did you share as newlyweds that you now want all to yourself?
 

85

BATHROOM/SHOWER

29

TV/REMOTE

5

BED/COVERS

27


MONEY

14


TIME

10








Name something a stripper claims as a business expense.
 

83

COSTUME/HEELS

65

GLITTER/MAKEUP

3

BOOB JOB

7


POLE/POLE CLASS

4


BIKINI WAX

4








Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I don't really need a man as long as I have a good" what?
 

83

SEX TOY/SHOWERHEAD

30

DRINK/WINE

5

JOB/INCOME

24


FRIEND

14


CAT/PET

10








Name something you might tell someone that starts with "get out of my ________."
 

83

FACE

25

HAIR

8

WAY

20


HOUSE

18


LIFE

12








Tell me something a woman might have to give up to save her marriage.
 

82

HER MAN-HO/GROUP OF

30

SMOKING/A PIPE

8

HER JOB

17


FRIENDS/GOING OUT

15


SHOP'G/AT NEIMAN'S

12








Name something a magician might say he wanted to be buried with.
 

81

HIS MAGIC WAND

47

HIS SEXY ASSISTANT

4

HIS HAT

10


HIS RABBIT

10


HIS CAPE

10








We asked 100 men...
Name something you put in your mouth as a child that you still do as an adult.
 

79

CANDY/GUM/FOOD

33

SPOON/FORK

8

PEN/PENCIL

14


FINGERS/HAND

14


BREASTS

10








Name something grandma calls marijuana that would make you suspect she smokes it.
 

77

WEED/SKUNK WEED

33

REEFER

9

POT

14


GANJA

11


MARY JANE

10








Name something you don't do unless you're in the mood.
 

75

GLAND-2-GLAND COMBAT

42

COOK/BAKE

5

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

18


DRINK/GET SLOSHED

5


EXERCISE

5








Name a famous Jimmy.
 

69

JIMMY FALLON

19

JIMMY HOFFA

7

JIMMY CARTER

18


JIMMY DEAN

16


JIMMY KIMMEL

9








What would be hard to steal from a sports store if you had to shove it down your underwear?
 

68

BALL/BOWLING BALL

27

SHOES/CLEATS

5

BASEBALL BAT

24


HOCKEY STICK

6


A RACKET

6








Name something you'll step outside to do in the nude if it's dark.
 

67

WHIZ/DUMP

24

TAKE OUT TRASH

6

SWIM

18


GET NEWSPAPER

13


LET PET IN/OUT

6








Name a word that starts with the sound "pee."
 

65

PEANUT

28

PEACE

5

PEOPLE

16


PEA/PEE/PEE-PEE

8


PEE-WEE

8








Name a famous singer you wish could tweet from beyond the grave.
 

64

ELVIS

32

JIM MORRISON

6

MICHAEL JACKSON

13


JOHN LENNON

7


JANIS JOPLIN

6








Name something a 100-year-old man shows a 100-year-old woman to impress her.
 

64

MONEY/IRA

23

JEWELRY/WATCH

6

HIS TEETH

20


BODY/PITCHED TENT

9


FLOWERS

6








Name an event where you wouldn't want to be the center of attention.
 

61

FUNERAL

20

EXECUTION

6

TRIAL/INVESTIGATION

15


BULLFIGHT/SPORT

12


WEDDING

8








Give me another name for "mistress."
 

61

LOVER

16

SLUT

8

WHORE/HO

16


OTHER WOMAN

12


GIRLFRIEND

9








Fill in the blank: Butter ________
 

58

BUTTERBALL

20

BUTTER COOKIES

6

BUTTER BEANS

14


BUTTERMILK

9


BUTTERFINGERS

9








Name something that might be missing the day after you throw a wild party.
 

57

MONEY/WALLET

19

A GLASS/DISH

6

BOOZE

12


MY UNDIES/CLOTHES

10


JEWELRY

10








Besides doors and windows, name something people open.
 

56

CAN/"CAN OF WORMS"

18

BANK ACCOUNT

7

THEIR MOUTH

12


MAIL/E-MAIL

12


BOXES/GIFTS

7








Name something a person has that might be described as huge.
 

51

HOUSE

13

BUSTLINE

7

NOSE

12


EGO

12


BELLY

7








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