"Family Feud" surveys | Season 17

Name something a wife does to her husband's face.

100

KISSES IT	50	PINCHES IT	2
SLAPS IT	24	CARESSES IT	2
WIPES IT OFF	17	SITS ON IT	2
SHAVES IT	3

We asked 100 men...
Name a part of a woman's body that should be soft.

100

HER PLUMP BOSOMS	50	HER TASTY LEGS	3
HER DAZZLING DUMPER	18	HER FOXY FACE	3
HER JUICY LIPS	13	HER LICKABLE FEET	2
HER FONDLING HANDS	11

What was your area of expertise in kindergarten?

100

COLORING/DRAWING	38	PLAYING/RECESS	7
NAPPING	28	HOTTIES/1ST GRADERS	5
MATH	11	MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH	3
READING/DR. SEUSS	8

Name something that might wake up a farmer by licking him.

100

COW	33	HORSE	4
DOG	32	FRISKY, FERTILE WIFE	2
CAT	16	ROOSTER	2
PIG	11

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband does in public that's embarrassing.

100

BUTT WHISPERS	27	PATS MY HOT BOOTY	11
SCRATCH/HIS OYSTERS	22	BURPS/THE ALPHABET	9
TELLS BAD JOKES	13	TALKS TOO MUCH	7
GETS SLOSHED	11

We asked 100 married women...
Name something the man of your dreams has that your husband sadly does not.

100

AN INCOME/MILLIONS	21	COMMUNICATION SKILLS	9
SWEET BOD/ABS	20	CHARM	7
HAIR	18	LIBIDO/THE HORNIES	7
HOT FACE/A FEW TEETH	18

We asked 100 men...
If you're good at reading body language, what part of a woman speaks the loudest?

DO-ME EYES	66	HEAVENLY HIPS	4
TEMPTING TA-TAS	13	BELLOWING BOOTY	2
MOUTH/COLLAGEN LIPS	8	COQUETTISH HAIR	2
GROPING HANDS	4

Name a cuddly animal a woman might nickname her man.

BEAR/TEDDY	53	TIGER	3
DOG/PUPPY/POOCH	27	KOALA	2
CAT/KITTY	7	BIRD/DUCKY	2
BUNNY	5

Name something you wipe.

MY LOG LAUNCHER	47	EYES/EYE BOOGERS	2
MY SNOTTY SCHNOZ	35	MY HANDS	2
TABLE/COUNTER	8	MY MOUTH	2
MIRROR	3

We asked 100 single women...
When you go on a date, name something the guy has that you hope is clean.

BODY/BREATH	37	CAR	7
CLOTHES/UNDIES	25	MIND/HUMOR	4
HOME/BED	15	RECORD	3
CONDOM	8

We asked 100 married men...
Name something specific of your wife's you might wear on Halloween.

MAKEUP	28	SHIRT/BELLY SHIRT	11
DRESS/MICRO SKIRT	21	FRENCH MAID OUTFIT	2
WIG/WEAVE	19	HAT	2
BRA/LEATHER BRA	16

We asked 100 single men...
Name a line you use in bars that usually works.

KNOW/MET BEFORE?	26	YOU'RE CUTE!	9
HI/HOWDY/HEY BABE	21	HERE WITH SOMEONE?	8
BUY DRINK/BEER?	17	DIED/SEE AN ANGEL	7
COME HERE OFTEN?	11

Name a question employees in a company are encouraged not to ask each other.

HOW MUCH YOU MAKE?	62	DO ME/ON DESK?	3
HOW OLD ARE YOU?	14	GO ON A DATE?	3
YOU MARRIED?	9	HATE YOUR JOB?	2
LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS?	5

Name something that winds up in bed with you and your mate.

PET/NINE CATS	61	PHONE	4
KIDS/17-YEAR-OLD	13	TV REMOTE	4
PILLOWS	9	CRUMBS/CHOCOLATE	2
SHEETS/BLANKETS	5

Name something a slob can get his new car smelling like in no time at all.

FOOD/FRIES	59	CIGARETTES	3
B.O./SWEATY FEET	16	DIRTY DUDS/HIS JOCK	2
POOP/EAU DE FART	10	AIR FRESHENER	2
GARBAGE	6

We asked 100 men...
Name the most important thing your mother taught you to do.

BE NICE/RESPECT GALS	55	BE RELIABLE	3
HYGIENE/CLEAN UNDIES	18	CROSS THE STREET	3
TELL THE TRUTH	11	PEE/POO IN TOILET	2
COOK	6

Name something the Pillsbury Doughboy's wife might do to him if he cheats on her.

COOK/BAKE/BURN HIM	53	LEAVE HIM	3
FLATTEN/ROLL HIM	20	BITE/EAT HIM	2
HIT/POUND HIM	12	TAKE ALL HIS DOUGH	2
POKE HIM	6

Name a reason you might say to someone, "Don't come near me."

SICK/HAVE PLAGUE	51	ANGRY/I HATE THEM	5
REEK/SKUNKY/FARTY	23	GONNA TICKLE ME!	2
AFRAID OF THEM	10	I'M SUNBURNED	2
COVERED IN FILTH	5

Name a part of a female elephant about which a male elephant might think, "That's hot."

TITILLATING TRUNK	51	LONG HARD TUSKS	3
BEEFY WRINKLY REAR	21	DEEP DO-ME EYES	2
BITEABLE EARS	15	LICKABLE LEGS	2
COME-HITHER TAIL	4

Name something a cowboy does to his woman and his horse.

MOUNTS & RIDES	50	BRUSHES/GROOMS	5
FEEDS/GIVES A DRINK	13	SLAPS BUTT	3
LASSOS/TIES UP	13	REIGNS IN	2
PETS/CARESSES	12

If you wanted a nude photo of yourself, who would you trust to take the picture?

SPOUSE/MATE	47	MY KID	3
NO ONE, NO HOW!	20	MY SIBLING	3
ME/A SELFIE	17	PRO PHOTOGRAPHER	3
MY BEST BUD	5

The bowling team used one of its members as a human bowling ball. They stuck their fingers in his what?

NOSE	43	EYE SOCKETS	8
EARS	14	PANTS/BELT LOOPS	4
MOUTH	14	BELLY BUTTON	4
BUTT/SPHINC	11

Name some personal grooming you should do at home instead of in your cubicle at work.

CLIP/POLISH NAILS	42	CLEAN OUT EARWAX	5
SHAVE/YOUR COOTER	25	DIG OUT BOOGERS	3
TRIM NOSE HAIR	13	BRUSH/COMB HAIR	2
BRUSH/FLOSS TEETH	8

Name a way you can tell the couple in the car next to you is married.

THEY'RE ARGUING	38	KID/BABY ON BOARD	10
WEDDING RINGS	19	SIT FAR APART	4
NO TALK/EYE CONTACT	15	"JUST WED"/GARTER	2
SNUGGLING/SIT CLOSE	10

Tell me something you spread.

BUTTER	33	GOSSIP/LIES	11
PEANUT BUTTER	14	DISEASE/SCABIES	10
JOY/LOVE	14	CHEESE	5
JELLY	11

Name something that follows the word "strip."

CLUB	31	MALL	8
TEASE	28	SEARCH	7
JOINT	12	SHOW	3
POKER	9

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife can do for hours.

TALK/ON PHONE	27	READ	13
FACEBOOK/COMPUTER	17	NAG/COMPLAIN	10
WATCH TV	16	PLAY PIANO	2
SLEEP	13

Name something a detective might find at a crime scene that would make him suspect the culprit was a farmer.

A PITCHFORK/HOE	22	TRACTOR/TIRES	12
MANURE/BAD SMELLS	22	SEEDS	9
OVERALLS	16	FARM ANIMAL/PIG	4
HAY	13

Name something a teenage boy hopes doesn't happen right before a big date.

BIG ZIT	69	SICK/DIARRHEA	3
SHE CANCELS	12	HAS NO CASH	2
GETS GROUNDED	6	GETS NERVOUS	2
CAR PROBLEM/TIRES	3

Name something you would not want an elephant to do when you're near it.

TAKE A DUMP/WHIZ	68	TRUMPET/ROAR	4
ELE-FART	11	SLEEP/LIE DOWN	2
RUN/CHARGE	5	SNEEZE	2
SPRAY WATER	5

Name a kind of ball a guy could carry around in his pocket.

GOLF BALL	62	STRESS BALL	4
TENNIS BALL	11	HAIR BALL	3
PING-PONG BALL	10	BALL BEARING BALL	2
GUMBALL	5

Name something a man might be afraid to tell his wife he lost.

WEDDING RING	55	THE KIDS	3
$$$/WALLET/AMEX	26	A BET	2
THE KEYS	6	HIS MIND	2
HIS JOB	3

On a woman's first date with a doctor, name a part of her body he might try to examine.

HER BLOSSOMING MAMS	55	HER TIGHT BISCUIT	5
HER KISSER/THROAT	15	HER EYES	4
HER SECRET GARDEN	8	HER HEAD	2
HER HANDS	8

Give me one good reason why you're not a nudist.

FAT/BODY ISSUES	51	I LOVE CLOTHES	5
IT'S COLD	15	I BURN EASILY	2
SHY/EMBARRASSED	15	NONE/I AM ONE!	2
MY MORALS/VALUES	7

Name a reason a man might be jealous of his girlfriend's dog.

ATTENTION/TIME	49	IT'S CUTER THAN HIM	5
CUDDLE/KISS/LICK	17	DOG'S WELL HUNG	2
SLEEPS WITH HER	13	IT GETS MORE GIFTS	2
SHE LOVES DOG MORE	9

Name something creepy that makes people scream.

SPIDER/BUG/WORM	46	GHOST	3
SNAKE	33	ZOMBIE	2
RAT/MOUSE	7	COSTUME/CLOWN	2
SCARY MOVIE	4

Fill in the blank: You can never have too much what?

MONEY	44	ICE CREAM/FOOD	7
FUN/HAPPINESS	25	BOOZE/PEACH SCHNAPPS	2
LOVE	10	TIME	2
COOCH/WANG	7

Name something a little kid might blame on his imaginary friend.

BROKE SOMETHING	42	DREW ON WALLS	4
MADE MESS/SPILLED	34	WET THE BED	2
ATE COOKIES/SNACK	9	BLEW A BUTT BOMB	2
STOLE SOMETHING	4

Name something you can tell your coworker was doing before work just by the smell.

SMOKING	40	WEED/METH	3
DRINKIN' HOOCH	32	WORKING OUT/SWIM'G	3
EATING/TUNA	14	HAVING COFFEE	2
SEX/"HIDING SALAMI"	3

Name a part of a man that's a turnoff if it's dirty.

HANDS/FINGERNAILS	40	UNDIES/CLOTHES	11
HAIR	15	RICHIE & THE GONADS	4
FACE/BEARD	14	FEET	2
TEETH	11

Fill in the blank: If I only were what?

RICH	36	SMART/A GENIUS	11
SKINNY/THIN	21	PERFECT	3
YOUNG/18 AGAIN	13	A BIRD	2
TALL	11

We asked 100 men...
Name a famous woman whose booty might be too much for your lap.

KIM KARDASHIAN	34	NICKI MINAJ	7
JENNIFER LOPEZ	23	ROSIE O'DONNELL	3
BEYONCE	16	SHAKIRA	3
OPRAH WINFREY	11

We asked 100 married men...
In a whisper, tell me a part of your wife that's bigger than it should be.

HER JELL-O BOOTY	34	HER THIGHS/LEGS	8
HER BELLY	17	HER HEART	7
HER BIG FAT MOUTH	16	BOOBS/THE LEFT ONE	6
HER BRAIN	9

Name something about Abraham Lincoln that was long.

HIS BEARD	33	HIS SPEECHES/TALES	6
HIS HAT	27	HIS COAT	3
HIS LEGS/HEIGHT	19	HIS NAME	3
HIS FACE/NOSE	6

If your dog got into the Viagra, name something in your house that wouldn't be safe.

FURNITURE/CHAIR	32	PILLOWS	11
LEGS/SEXY HAIRY ONES	21	MY OTHER DOG	4
STUFFED ANIMALS	13	EVERYTHING	4
MY SWEET PUSSYCAT	12

Fill in the blank: A perfect New Year's Eve could be ruined if you got home and threw up on your what?

BED	28	CARPET/FLOOR	10
MATE/THEIR MOUTH	25	DOG/PET	4
COUCH/SOFA	16	CHILDREN	2
CLOTHES/SELF	12

Name a reason you would never drive your car in the nude.

COPS/GET ARRESTED	28	HAVE/CAUSE WRECK	5
HOT, STICKY SEAT	21	SEAT BELT CHAFING	4
SHY/PEOPLE MAY SEE	20	JABBA THE HUTT BODY	2
TOO COLD/ICY NIPS	17

Name something a stripper might have a picture of on her business card.

HER/HER "HONEYPOT"	56	AN ANIMAL/DUCK	6
LINGERIE/TASSELS	12	FLOWERS/ROSE	2
STRIPPER POLE	11	$/DOLLAR BILL	2
STILETTOS	7

We asked 100 single women...
Tell me a reason you might suspect the guy you're dating is a werewolf.

ODDLY HAIRY	53	EATS RAW MEAT	3
NO DATE IF FULL MOON	21	BITES ME/HICKEYS	2
HOWLS	11	STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT	2
HAS FLEAS	4

We asked 100 married men...
Name something of your wife's you might be holding in your hand.

HER HAND	45	HER PHONE	5
THE BOOBSY TWINS	19	HER GUN	2
HER PURSE	14	HER RING	2
HER DRINK	9

Fill in the blank: On the wedding night, the groom might want to see the bride wearing just her what?

B-DAY SUIT/SMILE	44	TEDDY/NIGHTIE	8
BRA/PANTIES	17	GARTER BELT	4
WEDDING RING	11	HEELS	3
VEIL	9

If a man had a "get out of trouble with my wife" card, he'd use it when he did what?

CHEATED/DID HER MOM	38	LIED	3
FORGOT B-DAY/ANNIV.	25	GAMBLED/LAS VEGAS	2
WAS LATE/OUT LATE	18	EYEBALLED A BABE	2
GOT SLOSHED	8

Whether they admit it or not, women are always competing to see who has the best what?

BODY/BAZONGAS	36	HOUSE/DECORATIONS	3
HAIR/WEAVE	20	LIFE	2
CLOTHES/SHOES	17	KIDS	2
MAN/HUSBAND	16

Name a kind of place where every room is identical.

HOTEL/MOTEL	35	DOCTOR'S OFFICE	5
HOSPITAL/ASYLUM	25	MORGUE	4
JAIL/PRISON	14	NURSING HOME	3
SCHOOL	10

At a really cheap hospital, name something patients could be forced to share.

ROOM	35	BEDPAN	8
BED	24	TV	4
BATHROOM/TOILET	14	PILLOW	3
GOWN	8

Name something a wife would hate to see her ex-husband buy right after the divorce.

FERRARI/CAR	34	LOLA THE STREET HO	3
ENGAGEMENT RING	31	CLOTHES/A DRESS	2
HOUSE/NEXT DOOR	18	BOAT	2
BRIDE/MAIL-ORDER	6

Name something you'd find in Santa's sleigh that tells you he's been naughty.

LINGERIE/MY MOM'S	31	NUDIE PIX/FLIX	12
BOOZE/GIN & JUICE	14	USED CONDOM/A DOZEN	11
COAL	13	BIMBO/TRAMPY ELF	2
SEX TOYS/WHIP	13

Name something a woman would get that might suddenly make men interested in her.

VA-VA-VOOM BAZOOMS	55	FACE-LIFT/EYE JOB	4
$$$/INHERITANCE	18	A SPORTY RIDE	3
HER HAIR DID	6	A THIN BOD	3
SEXY DUDS/BIKINI	6

Name something kids do during a tantrum that an adult might do when they're mad.

YELL/CUSS	51	POUT/SULK	6
THROW THINGS	13	STOMP FEET	6
CRY/WHINE	9	TURN RED	2
HIT/KICK THINGS	8

Name something or someone that entertains people by doing tricks.

MAGICIAN	47	SEAL	2
CLOWN	26	HOOKER	2
DOG	14	JUGGLER	2
MONKEY	2

What's closest to you when you go to sleep at night?

BED/PILLOW/BLANKET	41	CUDDLY POOCH/PET	3
MATE/2 OF THEM	25	MY KID/ADULT SON	2
MY TRUSTY PHONE	16	TEDDY BEAR	2
MY ALARM CLOCK	6

Name something a woman needs to be a biker babe.

LEATHER CLOTHES	41	HOT BODY/CHA-CHAS	8
TATTOO	17	LOOSE MORALS	2
A BIKE	13	ATTITUDE	2
BIKER BOYFRIEND	12

We asked 100 women...
Name a kind of ball that's the shape of your breast.

SOFTBALL/BASEBALL	39	BASKETBALL	8
TENNIS BALL	18	VOLLEYBALL	4
SOCCER BALL	13	PING-PONG BALL	4
FOOTBALL	9

Name something a bald guy might put on his head for a night of romance.

HAT/BEANIE	36	BANDANA/DO-RAG	2
TOUPEE/WIG	30	WAX	2
OIL/LOTION	12	CONDOM	2
COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE	11

Fill in the blank: The cannibal said, "If what I'm saying isn't true, I'll eat my" what?

MYSELF/MY NADS	70	NEIGHBOR	3
SPOUSE/PARTNER	9	MOTHER	2
BROTHER/SISTER	4	MOTHER-IN-LAW	2
CLOTHES/HAT	4

Name some bad news you would love to hear about a boss who fired you.

GOT CANNED TOO	65	HURT/ILL/SYPHILIS	5
LOST BIZ/BANKRUPT	8	GOT DIVORCED	3
PRISON/EMBEZZLED	6	GOT DEMOTED	2
DEAD & BURIED	5

Name a reason a man might say he prefers a chubby woman.

MORE CURVES/CUSHION	55	SWEET/FUN PERSON	4
KEEPS HIM WARM	12	HOT SEX/DONGOLOGIST	3
HE'S TUBBY, TOO	11	OWN WIFE IS CHUBBY	3
BIG MAMA CAN COOK	6

Name something that's under Santa's red suit.

UNDIES/LONG JOHNS	47	BODY HAIR	3
BODY/JELLY BELLY	30	SOCKS	2
T-SHIRT	6	SUSPENDERS	2
PILLOW	4

If a man ran out of deodorant, name a fruit he might rub under his pits to hide the odor.

ORANGE	38	BANANA	3
LEMON	35	LIME	2
PINEAPPLE	7	STRAWBERRY	2
APPLE	7

Name something a doctor does to patients that he'd have a hard time doing to himself.

TINKER W/ STINKER	38	GIVE ORDERS/ADVICE	5
INJECT/SPINAL TAP	20	CHECK THROAT	4
SURGERY/STITCHES	15	SEND BIG BILL	3
LOOK IN EARS	9

Name something a person might inflate for a wild party.

DOLL/BLOW-UP BETTY	37	POOL/HOT TUB	4
BALLOONS	35	CONDOMS	3
THEIR EGO/STORIES	6	BOUNCE HOUSE	3
POOL FLOAT/TUBE	6

We asked 100 men...
Name something dogs do that you'd hate to hear you did when you were really drunk.

PUBLIC WHIZ/DUMP	36	HOWLED	5
HUMPED/DUDE'S LEG	20	ATE POOP	5
LICKED SELF/SOMEONE	19	BIT SOMEONE	3
DRANK FROM TOILET	6

Name something you might get hit by if a fight broke out at the old folks' bingo parlor.

CANE/WALKER	35	PURSE	5
FALSE TEETH	28	PEN/PENCIL	2
MARKER/DAUBER	11	BINGO CARD	2
BINGO CHIPS	11

We asked 100 married men...
Name a reason you don't worry about your wife ever leaving you.

I'M RICH	33	I'M NICE/BEST PALS	6
SHE LOVES ME	28	WE'RE GEEZERS	5
VOWS/COMMITTED	11	OUR PIMPIN' HOUSE	4
I ROCK IN THE SACK	7

Name something a ten-foot man would have to get on his knees to do to his wife.

MAKE OUT	59	LOOK INTO HER EYES	5
NOODLE HER NAH-NAH	9	CLEAN THE FLOORS	2
HUG HER	8	TALK TO HER	2
DANCE	8

Name a food starting with "hot" that would be a good name for a stripper.

HOT TAMALE	51	HOT CHILI	3
HOT PEPPER	27	HOT BUNS	2
HOT DOG	4	HOT CHOCOLATE	2
HOT SAUCE	4

Name something a man pretends to like so a woman will think he's sensitive.

SAPPY FLICK/TV	51	TALKING/LISTENING	4
ANIMALS/PUPPIES	14	SHOPPING	4
KIDS/BABIES	13	COOKING/HER COOK'G	2
THE ARTS/POETRY	5

Name something a bunch of single girlfriends might do to make it a great Valentine's Day.

DRINK/CLUB/PARTY	49	THROW ORGY	2
EAT/GO TO DINNER	26	DRESS UP/LINGERIE	2
HIT STRIP JOINT	7	GAME/PILLOW FIGHT	2
SEE MOVIE/50 SHADES	5

Name something Hugh Hefner's kid might bring to school for show and tell.

PLAYBOY MAGAZINE	42	POP'S ROBE/JACKET	4
PLAYMATE/BUNNY	24	SEX TOYS	3
BUNNY EARS/TAIL	9	CASH STASH	2
LINGERIE/PANTIES	9

Name a place people go to take care of business.

BATHROOM/POO PALACE	37	RESTAURANT	2
THE BANK	36	COURT	2
WORK/OFFICE	12	BAR	2
HOTEL/MOTEL	2

Name something that you buy and hope you never have to use.

INSURANCE	37	COFFIN/PLOT	3
FIRE EXTINGUISHER	20	GENERATOR	3
GUN	18	TOILET PLUNGER	3
1ST AID KIT/MEDS	9

If goldfish could talk, name something they might complain about.

DIRTY WATER/POO	32	THE VIEW/SCENERY	4
TINY BOWL/CRAMPED	21	TOO DARK/LIGHT	3
NO FOOD/FOOD SUCKS	17	TOO MANY CHEMICALS	3
WATER TEMPERATURE	13

Name something a kindergartner sticks up his nose.

CRAYON	31	TOY/LEGO	4
HIS FINGER	26	ERASER	3
PENCIL	17	CANDY/JELLY BEAN	2
PRODUCE/BROCCOLI	10

Name a nosy question you'll answer but not tell the truth.

MONEY/INCOME?	24	ARE YOU HAPPY?	4
WHADDA U WEIGH?	23	ARE YOU SINGLE?	3
HOW OLD ARE YA?	21	BEEN ARRESTED?	2
SEX LIFE/PARTNERS?	16

Name something God might forgive a man for doing but a woman might not.

CHEATING/MAN-SLUT	73	LOOKING AT WOMEN	3
LYING	6	DRINKING	2
FARTING/DURING SEX	3	BURPING HIS WORM	2
FORGETTING B-DAY	3

Name something an astronaut doesn't want to see floating around the spaceship.

PEE/TURDZILLA	61	USED TOILET PAPER	3
FOOD/DRINK/WATER	16	PERSON/GARY BUSEY	2
PUKE	5	ASTEROID/ROCK	2
HARDWARE/PARTS	3

Fill in the blank: A dog is a man's best friend because unlike a woman, he never what?

TALKS/NAGS	61	BETRAYS/CHEATS	5
SPENDS/NEEDS $	7	IGNORES ME/IN BED	3
LEAVES/DIVORCES	7	JUDGES ME	2
GETS MAD/PULLS GUN	7

We asked 100 men...
Name an animal that's more well-endowed than you.

HORSE	56	WHALE	5
ELEPHANT	13	BULL	3
DOG/CHIHUAHUA	7	DONKEY	2
LION	6

Name something you'd hate to see your dog standing next to when he lifts his leg.

ME/A PERSON	55	MY CLOTHES/SHOES	5
COUCH/FURNITURE	10	ANIMAL/MY CAT	4
ELECTRIC FENCE/WIRE	8	MY COMPUTER	3
CAR/COP CAR	7

Name something couples hide from each other.

MONEY/BANK ACCT.	43	FOOD/FOOD ADDICTION	5
PAST/PRESENT LOVERS	14	THEIR BODIES/FAT	4
BILLS/PURCHASES	13	TRUE FEELINGS	3
GIFTS	10

We asked 100 women...
Name something a dog does that would be obnoxious for your date to do.

SNIFF/MY BUTT	41	LICK ME/SLOBBER	6
BEG/FOR FOOD	16	FART	4
LICK SELF/OWN WANG	13	PANT	3
HUMP MY LEG	9

Name something a woman would like to give her husband when he's acting like a child.

PACIFIER/BINKY	39	CANDY/SUCKER	5
SLAP/SPANK/BARE BUTT	21	THE DOOR/DIVORCE	4
TIME-OUT	15	RATTLE	2
BOTTLE	6

Name a reason a rich man takes his blind date to a fast-food restaurant.

HE'S CHEAP/STINGY	38	HIDE HIS WEALTH	7
TEST/GOLD DIGGER?	15	HE OWNS IT	6
SHE'S UGLY/EASY OUT	14	HE/SHE LIKES IT	5
IN A HURRY/TO SCORE	7

Before a man goes to prison, what might he do to make himself really unattractive?

GET PORKY	31	GET TATTOO/ON FACE	8
BAD HAIR/SHAVE HEAD	17	STOP BATHING	7
GROW SCRAGGLY BEARD	16	GET RASH/SORE/STD	4
STAB SELF/SCARS	9

Women like to share clothes with their friends. What do men like to share?

BEER/BOOZE	29	VIDEO GAMES	8
GOOD STORY/LIE	22	TIPS/ADVICE	4
TOOLS	16	SPORTING EQUIPMENT	4
WOMEN/HOOKERS	9

Name something a guy should never say about an ex-girlfriend to his current girlfriend.

BEST. SEX. EVER.	28	LOVE/MISS/"THE ONE"	9
HOT BOD/MUCH THINNER	19	GOOD PERSON/FUN	5
FACE OF AN ANGEL	16	TOTAL NUTJOB/WENCH	4
ANYTHING/HER NAME	11

Fill in the blank: Lady ________.

LADY GAGA	27	LADY-KILLER	4
LADY LUCK	24	LADY MARMALADE	3
LADY GODIVA	18	LADY PARTS	3
LADYBUG	13

We asked 100 women...
Name something about your panties that's different from your man's underwear.

THEY'RE LACY	27	NO FLY	9
SIZE/SMALLER	17	BRAND/VIC. SECRET	9
THE COLOR	12	NO RIPS/HOLES	6
THE CUT/SHAPE	12

Name something that's rude for a shrink to do while a patient tells them their problems.

NOD OFF/SNORE	25	INTERRUPT/TIME'S UP	6
YAWN	22	EAT/LOBSTER	2
LAUGH HYSTERICALLY	18	TRIM THEIR NAILS	2
USE/TALK ON PHONE	17

We asked 100 men...
Name something about a woman that might remind you of a cavewoman.

HAIR/HER GOATEE	65	BIG/NASTY FEET	3
GRUNTS/NOISES/IN BED	7	CLOTHES/LEOPARD BRA	3
COOKING/POUNDS MEAT	6	STUBBORN/ATTITUDE	2
TEMPER/YELLING	5

We asked 100 men...
Name something specific you love to watch another man do.

SPORTS/FIGHT/BOX	64	FIX/PIMP A CAR	3
WORK/MY JOB	7	CATCH A FISH	3
FAIL/WITH A CHICK	6	RUN/IN SLO-MO	3
DRINK BEER	5

Name something a woman might make a man show her before she'll marry him.

FINANCES/WALLET	46	HIS BOD/"DONG JUAN"	7
A RING	16	HIS FAMILY	4
HIS DIGS/ROOM	8	HIS CAR	2
LOVE/DEVOTION	8

Name a place you wouldn't want your boss to know you're texting her from.

BATHROOM/CRAPPER	45	GOLF COURSE	4
BAR	15	MALL	4
STRIP JOINT	11	A PARTY	3
MY HOUSE/HERS	9

We asked 100 women...
What might a blind date conveniently forget to mention about himself?

MARRIED/TAKEN	44	WAS IN PRISON/TWICE	6
NO JOB/NO MOOLAH	17	HAS KIDS/A DOZEN	4
WEIGHT/LOOKS PREG	9	PREFERS FELLAS	4
AGE/HE'S 90-ISH	7

Name something a bald man might object to someone doing to his head.

RUB IT/TOUCH IT	43	SHAVE IT	3
DRAW/PAINT/WRITE	31	SLAP IT	2
TATTOO IT	5	LOOK AT/REFLECTION	2
WAX/SHINE IT	5

We asked 100 women...
Name a way you like desserts and your men.

SWEET	41	WARM	8
RICH	16	GOOD LOOKING	5
DELICIOUS	10	DRIPPING CHOCOLATE	3
HOT	8

After the groom was a no-show, name something the bride did to the little groom on top of the wedding cake.

SMASHED/BROKE IT	40	SET IT ON FIRE	7
STAB/CHOP/BLENDER	14	TOSSED IN TRASH	5
THREW IT	13	CHOKED IT	4
BIT/ATE IT	8

Name a place a man would never want to run into his wife's best friend.

STRIP JOINT	38	BIG BERTHA'S BROTHEL	4
BAR/CLUB	26	STORE/VIC'S SECRET	3
HOTEL/MOTEL	12	BED/UNDER HIS SHEET	3
BATHROOM/STALL	5

Name something you might wait to do in a movie theater until the lights go out.

EAT/SMUGGLED FOOD	36	PICK TASTY BOOGER	4
KISS/A STRANGER	34	SLEEP	2
TURN OFF PHONE	7	WINK MY SPHINC/FART	2
SURF WEB/PHONE APP	6

Name something a bad grandma carries around in her purse.

A GUN	36	VIRGINIA SLIMS	9
BOOZE/MAD DOG 20/20	15	PADDLE/SWITCH	4
DOPE/TO SELL	13	POISON	4
MACE/PEPPER SPRAY	10

We asked 100 single women...
If you had a first aid kit for when you get dumped by a man, what would be in it?

BOOZE	35	NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION	4
SWEETS/ICE CREAM	29	TISSUES	4
BAND-AID FOR HEART	9	CASH/STOLEN FROM HIM	2
MUCH FINER MAN	8

Name the worst thing a person can fall out of.

A PLANE	35	A CAR	6
LOVE	27	FAVOR/GRACE	3
BUILDING/WINDOW	10	HOT AIR BALLOON	3
A TREE	7

Name something women fall in love with besides men.

ANIMALS/HORSES	28	CHOCOLATE/CANDY	9
SHOES/CLOTHES	20	DIAMONDS/JEWELRY	4
BABIES/CHILDREN	15	BABEALICIOUS CHICKS	4
MONEY/BANK ACCT.	11

We asked 100 women...
Name something men think is sexy on a woman but you think is trashy.

LINGERIE/THONG	26	HOOKER HEELS	7
TATTOO/TRAMP STAMP	20	BUBBLE BUTT	5
CLEAVAGE/FAKE RACK	20	MAKEUP/LIPSTICK	4
MINISKIRT	9

We asked 100 married men...
Making love to your wife is like playing what instrument?

VIOLIN/FIDDLE	26	TROMBONE	4
PIANO	20	UPRIGHT BASS	3
DRUMS/BONGOS	18	TUBA	3
GUITAR	17

Name something a pirate has on his ship for all those lonely nights at sea.

ARRR, RUM/BOOZE	42	HOT PICS/PORN	4
PARROT/PET	22	OIL/LOTION/LUBE	2
WENCH/STUDLY MATE	11	BLOW-UP DOLL	2
BOOK	7

Fill in the blank: Grandma may have shrunk as she's gotten older, but she still has a big what?

HEART	39	BELLY	5
BOOTAY	17	HAIRDO/WIG	3
MOUTH	13	RACK	3
EGO/ATTITUDE	10

Name something that the worse it smells, the more dogs love it.

FOOD/DOG FOOD	33	DEAD ANIMAL	6
POOP/CAT TURDS	23	PEOPLE/BELLY BUTTON	4
GARBAGE	12	BONES	4
DOGS/BUTTS	8

If you knew the day you were going to die, what would you do a lot of the day before?

SEE LOVED ONES	33	TRAVEL/SIGHTSEE	6
EAT/SUSHI	14	DRINK/PARTY UP	6
PRAY	14	SPEND/GIVE $	4
POKIN-HONTAS	13

If love were really blind, name something disgusting your spouse does that you wouldn't notice.

BUTT CHEEK SQUEAK	27	SCRATCH SELF	7
PICK NOSE & LOOK	25	WON'T TIP ANYONE	3
BURP	15	PLUCK BODY HAIR	2
EAT LOUD/MOUTH OPEN	11

If women grew beards, what would they do to them to make them look pretty?

DYE/HIGHLIGHTS	27	CURL	7
BRAID	24	PUT BEADS IN THEM	2
SHAVE/TRIM	15	ADD FLOWERS	2
BOWS/RIBBONS	13

We asked 100 married men...
The good news is, your wife is an animal in bed. The bad news is, the animal is a what?

DOG	21	CHEETAH	11
PIG	15	GORILLA	9
CAT/FERAL CAT	14	TIGER	8
FISH/A DEAD ONE	12

Name a place a couple meets but they wouldn't want their wedding to be held there.

BAR/CLUB	69	PARK	3
EATERY/APPLEBEE'S	5	STORE/TJ MAXX	2
ONLINE/XXX WEBCAM	4	JAIL/PRISON	2
WORK/OFFICE	4

Tell me a gift vampires probably give to each other at Christmas.

BLOOD	64	A HUMAN	2
COFFIN	7	TOOTHBRUSH	2
HICKEY	7	SUNGLASSES	2
CAPE	5

If you're in grandpa's will, what would you hate to see him spending money on?

WOMEN/STRIPPERS	44	SCAMS	4
GAMBLING/LOTTO	19	CIGARETTES/TOBACCO	2
NOTHING/IT'S HIS	12	FANCY NEW HOUSE	2
BOOZE/PRUNE VODKA	6

Name something that would be very bad for Santa to lose.

HIS SLEIGH	44	HIS WAY/MY ADDRESS	4
HIS SACK/GIFTS	17	HIS KEYS	4
REINDEER/RUDOLPH	10	WEIGHT	3
NICE/NAUGHTY LIST	7

Name something you'd be absolutely shocked to hear that Steve Harvey was wearing under his dapper suit.

BRA/PANTIES	35	SUPERHERO COSTUME	4
MAN THONG/BUTT FLOSS	19	BULLETPROOF VEST	3
HUGGIES	18	GIRDLE/SPANX	3
LONG JOHNS	7

We asked 100 women...
Name something you see in your boyfriend's bedroom which makes you realize he's too young for marriage.

ACTION FIGS/TOYS	33	DIRTY LAUNDRY	8
VIDEO GAMES/XBOX	14	MOM'S PIC/OVER BED	6
COMIC BOOKS	13	FOOD/MOLDY PIZZA	5
POSTERS/MILEY CYRUS	10

We asked 100 men...
What would you hate to see the doctor holding right before he circumcises you?

KNIFE/BUTTER KNIFE	32	AXE/HATCHET	3
BEER/COCKTAIL	30	DRUGS/FAT DOOBIE	2
SCISSORS	12	SYRINGE/BIG NEEDLE	2
SAW/CHAINSAW	8

Name something some men have no idea how to turn on.

A WOMAN	32	CURLING IRON	4
STOVE/OVEN	18	A VIBRATOR	2
WASHING MACHINE	16	THE HEAT	2
DISHWASHER	15

What animal should a married guy never compare his wife to, even if she looks like one?

PIG	31	GOAT	7
COW/HEIFER	17	DOG/BULLDOG	6
HIPPO	12	HORSE	4
ELEPHANT	12

Tell me a kind of place that really gives you the creeps.

GRAVEYARD	29	DARK ALLEY	6
HAUNTED/OLD HOUSE	20	FUNERAL HOME	5
MORGUE	15	CAVE	4
HOSPITAL/ASYLUM	10

Name a place to make love that's sexier in the movies than it is in real life.

CAR/BACKSEAT	26	AIRPLANE	4
BEACH	25	PUBLIC PARK	3
BATHROOM	23	HOT TUB/JACUZZI	3
KITCHEN	5

We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd be surprised to find out your husband picked up.

FLOOZY/SKANKY HO	22	JEWELRY/RING	11
DINNER	15	CLOTHES/LAUNDRY	10
FLOWERS	13	ANIMAL/FERAL CAT	7
STD/CROTCH CRICKETS	11

Name something that gets baked.

COOKIES	21	CHICKEN	8
CAKE/CUPCAKE	20	CASSEROLE/LASAGNA	5
BREAD/ROLL	17	A POTHEAD	4
PIE	14

Name a game show that a man might say describes his divorce.

JEOPARDY	18	WHEEL OF FORTUNE	10
LET'S MAKE A DEAL	18	THE GONG SHOW	6
FAMILY FEUD	18	SURVIVOR	4
THE PRICE IS RIGHT	15

Fill in the blank: The 80-year-old stripper manages to stay in show business because she has a brand new what?

BODY/SET OF MELONS	60	ACT/DANCE	3
COSTUME/G-STRING	10	CLUB/SHOWROOM	3
FACE	5	SURGEON	3
AUDIENCE	4

Name an animal a male stripper might call himself because of his size.

HORSE/STALLION	41	ANACONDA/SNAKE	7
TIGER	11	ELEPHANT/JUMBO	7
BULL	10	DONKEY/JACKASS	4
GORILLA	8

Fill in the blank: ________ mouth.

BIG MOUTH	39	OPEN MOUTH	5
LOUDMOUTH	22	SMASH MOUTH	3
POTTY MOUTH	9	BLABBERMOUTH	3
DRY MOUTH	7

Name a place Mrs. Claus would hate to find out Santa stopped by on his way home.

BAR/CLUB	36	HIS EX'S/A HUSSY'S	4
STRIP JOINT	28	CASINO/VEGAS	3
HO HOUSE	9	PLAYBOY MANSION	3
HOOTERS	5

Name something on their body someone might try to shrink with hemorrhoid cream.

UMM...A HEMORRHOID	36	A WART	5
A ZIT	22	MASSIVE GUT	5
THEIR PORKY POOPER	9	LEGS/HAM HOCKS	3
EYE BAGS/CIRCLES	8

Name something you'd hate to be wearing if a cop pulled you over and told you to get out of the car.

A SMILE/BARE BUTT	33	DRESS/MINISKIRT	7
PAJAMAS/NIGHTIE	23	UNDIES/PICKLE POUCH	5
SWIMSUIT/MANKINI	9	COSTUME/PONY HEAD	4
TIGHT/BOOTY SHORTS	7

Name something a male stripper might do to prepare for a performance.

OIL UP	27	PRACTICE ROUTINE	10
EXERCISE/STRETCH	16	DRESS/STUFF THONG	6
SHAVE/WAX BOD	14	FLUFF HIS CHUB	4
SHOWER	11

We asked 100 women...
Name something you do when you catch a man staring at your boobs.

STARE/DIRTY LOOK	26	SMILE/LAUGH	7
COVER/CROSS ARMS	22	JIGGLE/SHOW 'EM OFF	5
TURN/WALK AWAY	15	SLAP HIM/WITH BOOBS	3
CALL HIM ON IT	10

During a tandem parachute jump, what does the pro hope the person strapped to him doesn't do?

PANIC/YELL/WIGGLE	26	DIE	7
PUKE	20	FART	4
COME LOOSE/FALL	17	PULL CORD TOO SOON	4
SPRAY PEE/POO STORM	10

Name something that people have a fear of.

SPIDERS	24	FLYING	9
HEIGHTS/FALLING	19	THE DARK	4
SNAKES	14	DOGS	4
DEATH	14

Name something Steve Harvey's very proud of.

HIS CAREER/HUMOR	22	HIS SMILE/TEETH	12
HIS CLOTHES/TIES	14	HIS BALD HEAD	7
HIS MUSTACHE	14	HIS BANK ACCOUNT	5
HIS FAMILY/WIFE	14

Name something that was a big deal when your parents finally let you do it for the first time.

DRIVE/BORROW CAR	61	SHAVE/MY LEGS	2
DATE/SCHOOL TRAMP	13	SMOKE	2
DRINK	4	WEAR MAKEUP	2
TRAVEL/FLY	3

Name something you would buy if you thought your neighbor was a vampire.

GARLIC	46	WINDOW BARS	4
A CRUCIFIX	12	HOLY WATER	3
A STAKE	11	SWORD/DAGGER	3
A GUN	8

Name an occasion when you'd be shocked to see a stripper pop out of a cake.

WEDDING	27	ANNIVERSARY	8
RELIGIOUS EVENT	16	BABY SHOWER	5
KID'S B-DAY PARTY	14	OFFICE PARTY	5
FUNERAL	12

Tell me a word that rhymes with "punk."

JUNK	23	SPUNK	5
SKUNK	22	TRUNK	4
FUNK	21	BUNK	4
DUNK	8

It would be fun to swim in a pool filled with what?

JELL-O	22	CASH/COINS	10
BOOZE/CHAMPAGNE	18	CHOCOLATE/CANDY	7
WATER/RAIN	13	FISH/DOLPHINS	4
HOTTIES/NUDE ONES	13

Name something people don't like being stuck with.

THE CHECK/BILLS	59	A LEMON CAR	3
KIDS/CRYING BABY	11	A RAGING STD	2
RELATIVES/IN-LAWS	5	PET/BARKING DOG	2
A NEEDLE	4

Name a musical instrument that sounds like a person with digestive problems.

TUBA	56	BAGPIPES	3
OBOE	9	SAXOPHONE	3
TRUMPET	8	BASSOON	3
KAZOO	4

Name something of yours that's out of style.

MY CLOTHES/SHOES	50	MY FURNITURE	4
MY HAIRSTYLE	14	MY PHONE/FLIP PHONE	3
MY WATCH/JEWELRY	8	MY PURSE	3
MY CAR	4

If you want to keep the magic in your relationship, name something you and your spouse should not do in front of each other.

PEE/POWER DUMP	48	LIE/GOSSIP	4
BLOW BUTT WHISTLES	17	UNDRESS	4
PICK YOUR NOSE	6	FLOSS	3
CUSS/FIGHT	4

Name a word used to describe a steak that also is used to describe a kiss.

JUICY	41	WELL-DONE	4
RARE	16	MOIST	3
TENDER	14	FRENCH	3
HOT	5

Name something of yours that might be wide open.

MY MOUTH	37	MY LEGS	5
DOOR/GARAGE DOOR	19	MY MIND	4
MY ZIPPER	12	MY HEART	4
MY EYES	5

If a wife found out her dead husband had been cheating on her, what might she do to his grave?

PEE/BLAST POO ON IT	35	GRAFFITI/"MANWHORE"	4
SPIT ON IT	30	DANCE/STOMP ON IT	4
KICK/HIT/BREAK IT	5	DIG IT UP	3
FORGET/NOT VISIT	5

Tell me something you call a woman when you don't know her name.

MISS/MISSY	32	MADAM	3
MA'AM	29	SWEETIE/SWEETHEART	3
HON/HONEY	12	YOU	3
BABE	4

Name something a really bad hospital might make a patient do for himself.

STICK NEEDLE/IV MEDS	23	WASH/WIPE SELF	9
SURGERY/STITCHES	20	WALK TO BATHROOM	6
CHANGE BEDPAN	12	CHANGE SHEETS	6
CHECK VITALS/TEMP	10

When you look in the mirror, tell me the something specific you think about yourself.

I'M GETTING OLD	21	TIRED/PUFFY EYES	8
DANG, I AM FINE!	21	I'M SO-SO/A SOLID 5	5
UGLY/SWAMP DONKEY	18	HOW'S MY HAIR?	4
I'M A PORKER	9

You say "break a leg" to an actor. To a stripper, you might say "break a" what?

POLE	39	HEEL/STILETTO	6
BOOB/NIP/IMPLANT	15	NECK	4
STRAP/BRA STRAP	9	TASSEL	4
G-STRING	8

Name something you'd hate to find out a hotel maid did with a pair of your underwear.

WORE THEM	25	THREW THEM AWAY	6
CLEANED ROOM/TOILET	25	HUNG ON DOOR/POLE	5
SNIFFED THEM	12	WASHED THEM	3
STOLE/KEPT THEM	9

Name something a cowboy's tombstone might be in the shape of.

COWBOY HAT	22	CROSS	7
HORSE	19	GUN/SIX-SHOOTER	7
BOOT	18	SADDLE	4
HORSESHOE	8

Name something a game show host hopes an excited contestant doesn't do.

PEE/ERUPT IN POO	22	BARF	8
SCREAM/CUSS	18	KISS HOST/USE TONGUE	8
FAINT	12	KNOCK DOWN/HURT	7
HUG/LIFT/JUMP ON	10

Name something grandma might hide when the grandkids come over.

SWEETS/CANDY	18	HER WEED/GANJA	11
BOOZE/FIREBALL	18	VIBRATOR	9
HER MOOLAH	14	TV REMOTE	4
MEDS/GRAMP'S VIAGRA	11

If a man is secretly dating many women, tell me a name he might call them all.

BABE/BABY	35	HO	6
HONEY	16	GIRL/MY GIRLS	6
HIS HAREM	10	GIRLFRIEND	5
LOVE/LOVER	6

Name something Santa might be hiding under his hat.

WHITE HAIR/WIG	29	AN ELF	7
BALD HEAD	21	BOOZE/FLASK	6
PRESENT/TOY	10	TOBACCO/CIGARETTE	3
COOKIES/SWEETS	8

Instead of toys, what would Santa be shocked to discover the elves were making?

DRUGS/METH	16	BOOZE/MOONSHINE	11
FOOD/PIZZA	16	WHOOPEE	10
GUNS/WEAPONS	15	CARS/PARTS	4
SEX TOYS/VIBRATORS	12

Name a word starting with "B" that describes Kim Kardashian's behind.

BIG	52	BAD	5
BOOTY/LICIOUS	8	BUBBLE/BUBBLY	3
BEAUTIFUL	7	BORING	3
BUTT	7

We asked 100 married women...
Give me a word used to describe a pillow that also describes your husband's body.

SOFT	31	PUFFY	5
COMFORTABLE	18	FAT	4
CUDDLY	14	PLUMP	4
FLUFFY	7

Fill in the blank: If a man wants a woman to be all over him, he should cover himself with what?

CASH, BABY!	30	WHIPPED CREAM	4
CHOCOLATE/HOT FUDGE	27	WINE/BOOZE	3
COLOGNE/DRAKKAR	13	DIAMONDS	2
HONEY	4

A dog lifts one leg to tinkle. What does a man lift one leg to do?

LET ONE GO	25	HOP/JUMP	6
WALK/RUN/CLIMB	22	KICK/A BALL	5
SCRATCH/ADJUST JUNK	13	GET ON BIKE/HARLEY	5
PUT PANTS ON	7

We asked 100 men...
Name something you love to watch a woman do when she's fully clothed.

DANCE	21	BEND OVER/STRETCH	8
COOK & CLEAN/FOR ME	18	WORK OUT/JOG	8
PLAY W/ CHILDREN	12	WALK	7
UNDRESS	9

Name something you'd hate to be in the middle of doing when your mate kisses you.

EXPLOSIVE DUMP/PEE	19	CLEANING/DISHES	11
BRUSHING/FLOSSING	16	WORKING	6
EATING/TUNA	16	COOKING	4
READING	11

Name a pop star who makes men whistle when she twerks.

MILEY CYRUS	53	KATY PERRY	3
BEYONCE	11	NICKI MINAJ	3
JENNIFER LOPEZ	5	MADONNA	3
BRITNEY SPEARS	4

Name a seasoning an adult film actress might be named after.

PEPPER/CHILI PEPPER	26	CUMIN	6
CINNAMON	18	SPICE	6
GINGER	13	MRS. DASH	4
PAPRIKA	9

We asked 100 men...
Name a bad habit that's okay for your friends but not your wife.

SMOKING	20	BURPING	8
FARTING/ON LIGHTER	16	SLUTTING AROUND	6
BEING A LUSH	16	CUSSING	3
FLIRTING	13

Name something of yours you'd hate to see in your dog's mouth.

MY CLOTHES/SHOES	40	MY BEST VIBRATOR	5
MY FOOD/CHOCOLATE	10	MY PHONE	5
MY TOOTHBRUSH	9	MY CAT/OTHER PET	4
MY $/WALLET	8

Name something that terrifies men.

COMMITMENT/MARRIAGE	31	HAVING KIDS	5
WOMEN/UGLY ONES	23	DEATH	5
SPIDERS	8	DR./DENTAL VISIT	4
FAILURE	5

Name something a wife does to a piece of chicken that she'd like to do to her husband.

FRY/COOK/GRILL HIM	25	SKIN HIM	8
POUND/BEAT HIM	14	CHOP/SLICE HIM UP	7
BITE/EAT/SAVOR FLAVOR	13	MARINATE HIM	5
SEASON/SPICE HIM UP	9

We asked 100 women...
Name a specific activity that literally can cause your panties to get in a wad.

LAUNDRY/WASH THEM	20	RUNNING	10
RIDING A BIKE	17	YOGA	6
MAMA'S GETTIN' SOME	13	BENDING OVER	5
HORSEBACK RIDING	10

If you were an octopus, name something you could do to eight people all at once.

SLAP THEM	26	FONDLE/THEIR BUTTS	6
HUG THEM	21	SHAKE HANDS	4
TICKLE THEM	12	MASSAGE/SCRATCH BACK	3
CHOKE THEM	8

Tell me the last thing you stuck your finger in.

FOOD/FROSTING	24	A RING	7
NOSE	18	MOUTH/TEETH	4
EAR/MY CAT'S EAR	15	SOAP	3
WATER/FAUCET	9

Fill in the blank: Sex aside, a man likes a woman who likes to what?

COOK/BAKE	47	FISH/HUNT	5
WATCH SPORTS	8	CUDDLE/SNUGGLE	4
EAT	6	LAUGH	3
DANCE	5

Name a popular candy they should make edible underwear out of.

TWIZZLERS/LICORICE	32	SKITTLES	6
SNICKERS	17	STARBURST	5
JOLLY RANCHER	7	GUMMIES	4
REESE'S CUP/PIECES	7

Name something grandpa might do if grandma said she wanted to have another baby.

RUN OFF/LEAVE HER	26	GET VIAGRA	7
GET SNIPPED	15	FAINT	6
LAUGH	12	DIE/OFF HIMSELF	5
HEART ATTACK/STROKE	7

Name a food men wish women smelled like.

PORK/BACON	20	BEER	6
BEEF/STEAK	19	CHICKEN/WINGS	6
PIZZA	12	CAKE	4
FRUIT/BERRIES	11

We asked 100 men...
In the movies, name something that looks sexier when you see a woman do it in slow motion.

RUN/WALK	24	EAT/A BANANA	6
UNDRESS	21	KISS/BLOW ONE	5
DANCE/GYRATE	8	SEX/TICKLE ROOSTER	5
SHAKE/TOSS HAIR	8

Name something that often lasts longer than you want it to.

WORK/MEETINGS	28	ILLNESS/HERPES	8
SEX/WITH CELLMATE	11	WINTER WEATHER	6
CHURCH SERVICE	9	SPEECHES	5
MOVIE/NIC CAGE FILM	8

Name a question you might ask a bald man about being bald.

SUNBURN/SUNSCREEN?	18	WAX/POLISH?	8
WHEN/HOW LONG?	15	MISS HAVING HAIR?	6
NATURAL/SHAVE?	13	HOW WASH/SHAMPOO?	6
COLD/BREEZY?	8

If you were stuck in prison, what would you like to find in your cell?

TV/HIGH DEF	21	FOOD/STEAK	7
BOOKS/MAGAZINES	12	HOTTIE/JAMES FRANCO	7
THE KEY	10	NEW IPHONE	7
COMPUTER/WIFI	9

Name a place a really dumb guy might stick his finger.

ELEC./LIGHT SOCKET	36	BOTTLE/JAR	4
UP HIS NOSE	15	IN A FAN	3
IN HIS POOPER	5	IN HIS EYE	3
DARK HOLE/MOUSEHOLE	5

Name something made for a woman that her man might be tempted to use.

RAZOR	15	LOTION/MOISTURIZER	7
DEODORANT	15	SOAP/SHAMPOO	6
PANTIES/CLOTHES	14	HAIR PRODUCTS/DYE	6
VIBRATOR/ADULT TOY	8

Name something a wife might send to her cheating husband's mistress.

THREAT LETTER/TEXT	19	HUBBY/SEVERED DONG	7
HIS LAUNDRY/CLOTHES	16	PHOTOS/FROM P.I.	6
A CREATURE/DEAD ONE	8	CONDOM	6
DEAD/BLACK ROSES	7

Name a specific word starting with the letter "C" that makes a woman happy.

CASH	24	CARATS	6
CANDY	15	CAKE	3
CAR	9	CLOTHES	3
CHOCOLATE	8

Fill in the blank: It would be very bad for a man to dump his woman in the middle of what?

PREGNANCY/LABOR	16	THEIR WEDDING	6
STEAMY NOOKIE	15	VACAY/HONEYMOON	6
THE ROAD/TRAFFIC	11	A DATE	5
DINNER/DESSERT	8

Name something you shake.

SALT & PEPPER	16	PAINT	5
HANDS	16	JUICE	5
MY PHAT BOOTY	13	MY HEAD/HAIR	5
BABY RATTLE	6

Name an animal whose females are just as big as the males.

ELEPHANT	23	BIRD/CHICKEN	5
APE/MONKEY	9	WHALE	5
DOG	9	GIRAFFE	5
HORSE	9

We asked 100 women...
Name a movie monster your man resembles in bed.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK	13	GODZILLA	9
KING KONG	11	THE BLOB	6
DRACULA/VAMPIRE	10	THE THING	6
WOLFMAN/WEREWOLF	9

Name a kind of ball that doesn't bounce.

BOWLING BALL	30	BASEBALL/SOFTBALL	5
SNOWBALL	6	BALL BEARING BALL	5
BILLIARD BALL	6	MEATBALL	5
A MAN'S	6

As a baby, you held your blankie. As an adult, what do you hold to feel secure?

MATE/THEIR HAND	20	BLANKIE	7
MONEY/WALLET	10	DOG/PET	6
PILLOW	8	A GUN	4
PHONE	8

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